Showing posts with label JOKES. Show all posts
Showing posts with label JOKES. Show all posts

Tuesday, 21 February 2017

"What a joke of a pastor" Seyi Law responds to pastor who cursed BBNaija organizers


Comedian, Seyi Law has responded to Pastor Mike Winning who cursed the organizers of Big Brother Naija reality show yesterday. He advised him to organize a christian reality show and give his followers money that will change their life. He wrote;


"What a joke of a Pastor. Did Jesus lay curses on those who turned His Father's house to a market place of all sorts or He just rebuked them. Some of all these people who call themselves Pastors actually think they are God o. Oga Ade, go and have a rethink abeg and ask God for forgiveness. I am not in support of the immoral acts in Big Brother Naija, but as a Christian when the devil brings darkness, you shine your light. If you don't like what they protray, change your channel. Pastor, please organise your own Big Christ House and give money that will change the followers of Christ's lives and see if men and your father in heaven won't praise you. Pastor talking like Nigeria Government, why is Big Brother Naija been held in SA when they have refused to create an enabling environment to allow businesses to thrive.

Sunday, 26 June 2016

Kanye West dares somebody to sue him after release of 'Famous' video

Kanye West has dared 'somebody' to sue him following the release of his controversial video 'Famous'. The rapper tweeted this afternoon: "Can somebody sue me already #'ll wait" The video comes from his album The Life of Pablo, and includes the nude likenesses of himself and his wife Kim K, Donald Trump, Taylor Swift, Bill Cosby, Caitlyn Jenner, Amber Rose, Ray J, Chris Brown, Rihanna, Anna Wintour and George Bush.

Wednesday, 22 June 2016

Question of the day

As shared by Sound Sultan via Instagram. Who will die first - A or B? Lol

Monday, 20 June 2016

Man use fake "juju" to safeguard his car from thieves after it developed fault

Simon Muleng Mwila from Zambia took to Facebook today to narrate how he used "African Anti Theft Method" to safeguard his car from thieves, after it developed a fault. What he wrote below:

Sunday, 12 June 2016

Twitter war: Reward of Virginity


So.. a man wrote on Twitter that he heard a man gave his mother-in-law a Range because he found out that his new wife was a virgin, then he added that not being a 'hoe' has its rewards. Well a female twitter user responded to the tweet by writing...

Friday, 8 April 2016

Sex Workers Protest As France Bans Paying For Sex

French MPs on Tuesday approved a new law that proponents say will protect sex workers by shifting the burden of the offense onto clients, but some prostitutes are crying foul.


The French union of sex workers (Strass, its acronym in France) called on members and supporters to protest the “repressive” bill outside the National Assembly, where lawmakers adopted the reform into law.

The legislation outlaws paying for sex, imposes fines for clients and overturns the existing ban on solicitation. In an unprecedented move, the bill also makes available €4.8 million per year to help sex workers quit the trade.

The comprehensive approach, which envisions an eventual eradication of prostitution, has earned support among other French organisations that assist and defend sex workers.

The law comes after more than two years of political wrangling, spurring heated debates – even among prostitutes – on the controversial topic.

I’m single - Nicki Minaj

The host of daytime talk show ‘The Ellen DeGeneres Show’, Ellen DeGeneres, invited rapper/musician and now actress Nicki Minaj to her show and quizzed her on the lack of/absence of her “engagement ring” in recent times.

Although Nicki tried to deflect attention form the ring to her hands, she eventually opened up, in a vague way. She started like this, “ Are you really going to zoom in on my ashy hands? Come on, now. You have to prep women for that. You can’t just zoom in on people’s fingers and hands,” “First of all, that’s not an engagement ring. Right? I have two rings from this boy that likes me. And he gave me…” She was unable to finish her sentence, as a photo of her ring appeared on the screen behind her. “Oh my God! Stop!” she said.

DeGeneres joked, “That boy has money. Whatever boy that is.” “That’s not my engagement ring, though,” the “Night Is Still Young” Rapper clarified. “He said that that’s my second ring and that if I get a third ring that that would be the engagement ring.

Sunday, 3 April 2016

Lindaikeji Vs Wizkid House eviction saga

So my darling little 'friend' Wizkid came on my IG page this morning to blast me for writing yesterday that he was given quit notice at the Lekki home he claimed he bought some years ago, which he actually rented. He threatened to beat me up...called me an ugly old bitch...(I'm ugly? lol) says I don't have a man (crying over that..) and called my mum a loser...(what a child).

Anyway, all that don't matter, people have said worse to me...what I wanted to address is the part where he said I slept with his director and he left me in a hotel...that one I will definitely want to address because some people actually believe it. That my dear friends, is a lie! Please continue...


First and foremost, I've never met Wizkid one on one. I've only seen him once in real life on stage at a show a few years ago. I've never met anybody who is his director. Guess he put that line in his comments to defame me. You that mad that people now know the house is not yours? Lol.

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