Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder- Obasanjo (1999)
Drinking Garri doesn't mean you're poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty- Queen Elizabeth (1893).
He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry- (Sir Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe 1947)
Nigeria was never on the map when God said LET THERE BE LIGHT -Buhari (1980)
No mata how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam. -Goodluck Jonathan (2013)
Any toilet wey clean never jam correct shit -Bola Tinubu (2011)
Anyone that read this without laffin, that person is looking for a job - Lord Lugard (1914)
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